Wednesday 27 April 2011

Pig headed stupidity

Well Graham, once again please accept my most sincere apologies, etc. etc.

I feel that I should respond to each of your last three posts - in deference to our avid readership and fan-base, of course.

Firstly, I think it would be quite acceptable to add your Siberian Chipmunks to your list. After all they are a feral and self-supporting population. Also it allows you to get into the lead 13-12.

Secondly, I, like you, have had the pleasure of turning cock-a-hoop in a gondola (as you most eloquently describe it) at the sight of Chamois. In my case I was ascending the Schilthorn and celebrated the sighting in style by sipping champagne with G et al. in a revolving restaurant. Sadly, my photographs were not as sharp or frame-filling as yours so I will refrain from posting them. Oh, I think that makes the score 13-13...

Thirdly, I do indeed have a picture of the boar Bush Pig that 'encountered' us in South Africa.

Nice, huh? I thought this picture was totally black until I did a little bit of judicious twiddling in iPhoto and revealed this menacing beast guarding his herd.

This photo was taken shortly before he started running in circles - a warning behaviour presumably intended to give us the opportunity to back off. Seeing this sort of antagonistic display, only fools would move closer on foot in the dark African bush, repeatedly misfiring flash-guns in the direction of the angry boar. In this heightened behavioural state any small additional factor could tip the boar over the edge into full-on attack. It wouldn't need to be anything like a Verreaux's Eagle Owl swooping by to attempt to take one of his piglets...

... but that would do the trick. As you know, when agitated, a Bush Pig can run very fast. Luckily, and unexpectedly, so can we...

Well, with that lesson safely under our belts we didn't do anything silly for the rest of the trip.

Come here piggy wiggys.

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